Only confident in your insecurities

I'm allowed to poke fun at myself for being an English major; you, on the other hand are not allowed to. Personally, I'm a bad example of someone who majored in English going onto becoming something great because I'm lazy as sin, but there are plenty of English majors that have gone onto pursue successful careers in law, entertainment, and business-related fields. The English major, with all foofiness and humanitarian waxing aside, really does prepare one for heavy workloads and efficiently managing time. Not only that, but the sheer amount of reading one does is not for pleasure; in actuality, an English major is forced to do tons of reading they'd rather not do, and successfully comprehend and read into the text. This makes one into a good writer, but even more so someone who is open-minded and willing to think alternatively with successful results. The English major puts the "anal" in "anal sex." But also in "Analysis" and "analytic." Anyone who's taken English 143 at UCLA will attest to this.

For those of you that view English as a hobby major, please refrain from negativity and that brand of self-righteousness that many of you in superior, harder majors seem to hang off your respective peni and/or clitoriae. Become more open-minded by maybe taking an English class. Lay off the snipey remarks and shut the fuck up, because the first sign of ignorance is purporting to know more than you're mentally capable of. I mean, silence thy mistempered tongue, lest I smite thee with my golden scepter of phallus, bestowed upon by the holy muse Urania upon whom the everlasting did thusly smile upon in humble blessings and adorations to be passed upon to my genitalial glory, whose very arcane presence did make Leviathan tremble in his passing.

Making fun of the English major is to me as the word "nigger" is to Blacks. That is OUR/THEIR word. Bitches.