True confessions pt. 1

Taking my final collegiate class before I graduate from UCLA at UCI this summer has made me realize something: I like UCI, UCLA blows. It's amazing how a school like UCLA, as good as it is, can put such an emphasis on school unity and spirit and yet make someone feel so isolated amidst the crowd. UCI doesn't presume to be anything more than it is, which is a suburban school for rich suburban kids located smack in the middle of the so-called bubble. I don't care what people say or think about the "bubble," but being surrounded by supposedly "simple" people is leagues better than having to put up with the pseudo-intellectual elitist bullshit of a hotshit college student any day. Pretentiousness is that fake bullshit authority drive acting up again, in which dumbfuck college students compete with one another to quote inanely wordy lines from Huntington's "Clash of Civilizations" and, sadly enough "Fahrenheit 9/11." Superficiality by any other name, and regardless of how hard you work for it, is still superficiality.